Word of the day
Brain
Quote of the day
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.Pic of the day
Joke of the day
An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
''How much is this one?'' he asked.
''That one is a monkey brain, and it's $20,'' the owner explained.
''How much is that one?'' the alien asked.
"That one is a female brain, and it's $100,'' the owner replied.
''And how much is that one?'' the alien asked.
''That one is a male's brain and it is $500'' the owner explained.
''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked.
The owner answered,''Well, it's hardly been used!''
Saying of the day
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Fact of the day
Sorry Ladies, Men's Brains are 10% Bigger
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