Haters

Word of the day

Haters

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Quote of the day 

Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you. 

Joke of the day 

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

Weight

Word of the day 

Weight

Quote of the day 

When someone tells you "You Can't" 

turn around and  say "Watch me "

Pic of the day 

Joke of the day 

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

Student

Word of the day

Student

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Quote of the day

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall.

"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

Joke of the day

The first of September, first lesson. Teacher:

- Please sit quietly, if you want to ask something - raise your hand.

Peter immediately raises his hand.

- You want to ask something?

- No. Just checking how the system works

Tip of the day

neendh ke peche mat bhago

padhai ke peeche bhago 

neendh khud bhag ke 

tmhari peche aegi!

Brain

Word of the day

Brain

Quote of the day 

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

Pic of the day

Joke of the day

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.

''How much is this one?'' he asked.

''That one is a monkey brain, and it's $20,'' the owner explained.

''How much is that one?'' the alien asked.

"That one is a female brain, and it's $100,'' the owner replied.

''And how much is that one?'' the alien asked.

''That one is a male's brain and it is $500'' the owner explained.

''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked.

The owner answered,''Well, it's hardly been used!''

Saying of the day 

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and  never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Fact of the day

Sorry Ladies, Men's Brains are 10% Bigger